I don’t even know why I get on Tumblr anymore.
Sad post: Hey this reminds me of Matt.
Porn: Hey me and Matt did that.
Literally I can’t win so what’s the point.
how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u
who hates me. Amiri Baraka, “An Agony. As Now.” (via raspberrying)
it is 12:00am, jauary 1st, 2013. the teen girl rushes to her macbook pro to update her facebook status. “i haven’t seen you guys since last year!” she writes, smiling to herself. her status quickly begins to get likes. the world erupts into laughter. she is a comedy genius.
shoutout to the people who still post harry potter 15 months after the last film and 5 years after the final book
i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT